Does it work?

Wow, The Office (NBC) is one of the best tv series I've been chasing. Been on The-Office-Marathon for the past 2 weeks to increase my office social skills for future use, so far its at season 5 and viewers keep increasing every season. Anyone watching this should try the pranks they do in the office, priceless. This is the US version, the one with Steve Carell aka 40 Year Old Virgin. This prank is one of their best so far.

Jim the office prankster did an experiment on the office idiot which is Dwight. Its by training a dog to salivate by the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. So everytime Jim reboots his computer once a day, you'll have that "Windows off sound", he offers Dwight a mint which Dwight accepts.

Finally after several weeks of conducting the experiment, after he restarts his computer Dwight puts his hand out to accept a mint from Jim without Jim asking. His mouth tastes weird as well haha.

Anyone working in a office should try it to their colleagues see whether after 2-3 weeks they'll put their hands up to accept a mint or candy from you.

-Priceless, haha.

Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

As a primary school student during the 1990's I wasnt really into movies especially complicated ones. The fact that I was busy playing bumble bee yo-yos, digimon digivice and football during those days, rests my case. After living for 6 months in this hell hole 30 minutes east from London where everything closes at 5pm and there's nothing else to do except watching movies, and there's no movie more entertaining than Guy Ritchie's 1998 film, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. I know I'm so fucking outdated but sorry I recently just got to enjoy British movies. Very good scripts I must say and storyline.

-PMS gone wrong.

So far I've been watching Jason Statham movies such as The Transporter which leads me all the way back to Snatch which is a movie part of Guy Ritchie's production. After that its Mean Machine, where I first noticed Mr.Vinnie Jones former profesionnal football player, acting as the lead. So, Guy Ritchie's movie which casts Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones equals Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.

-Eddie, Bacon, Soap, Tom.

Movies from Guy Ritchie I've watched so far have been complicated at the starting, but by linking different scenes from the film in the end you'll get an awesome finish. His camera angles and effects are some sort different, good kinda different. Like 300 when they start slaughtering.

-Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: I thought this was a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.

So yeah watch the movie, the scene last 2 minute of the movie is fucking hillarious, haha!

-You gotta watch it to understand why. Have fun!

New Updated MSN.

Recently I've just updated my MSN Messenger to version 2009 aka version 14. Previously was 13.something I think. I'm not very satisfied with the new version at all. Overall the new layout is nice, very sleek and it suits the Microsoft Windows XP silver colour scheme very well. But the functions and buttons are either not there anymore or it isnt working.


-Firstly I not too sure whether its my laptop not functioning properly or its MSN itself, but the "open my hotmail" button isnt working at all, I cant open my hotmail after clicking it.

The colour boxes beside the names are the status of the people, green for Available, yellow for Away and Red for Busy. You can adjust them to their avatars as well under the Option function in the toolbar. Not too bad heh.

-Secondly I cant find the "send" button on my conversation window, I have to always press my enter keyboard which I'm lazy to do if I'm comfortably on my bed.

AND WTH? I cant send files and pictures at all! Is it my laptop or the MSN? Tell me somebody, so at least I can curse the proper root of the problems!

Well thats all I can say about the new version. Its like an Iphone, some functions are not fully working and are not available (3G, video recording and MMS) but it looks awesome, haha. Had to blog about this cos there's nothing else on my mind except my 10,000 words thesis and going back to Malaysia eating Dim Sum.... ummm Dim Sum... epic~

Paypal.

About 4 months ago I purchased this IPhone through ebay.co.uk for a friend. To pay stuffs on ebay, Paypal had a partnership with ebay that every transaction must go through Paypal before any transaction is actually completed. Well at first I thought, why must anybody go through this "Paypal" before purchasing stuffs, Its not like "Paypal" will do anything if any misfortune occured. Guess what, I was wrong.

The IPhone I bought from ebay was worth £310.00 including the delivery charges from some dude with very bad english from England.

- After 26 bids I won the other 7 losers. Heh.

After 2 weeks, my IPhone still hasnt arrived and I messaged him on ebay wondering where the hell did the stuff went, the postman stole it? He did not reply me after a month and he replied this:

"I've just come bk UK, sorry for late update. I've claimed Roymail office but they still haven't repiled me yet, i'm actually dont know wt's happening since that item is belong to my friend, I sold that one for him so he keeps asking me to track the item from Roymail and solve out the problem for him cause he has gone back to home country. "

Oh, so you've claimed from Roymail, I guess that would be his "friend's" post office since its called ROY Mail, but they havent reply you? Why the fuck would they reply you after you've claimed the insurance from Roy. The IPhone belongs to his "friend", yeah Steve Job is my friend as well. What a fucking scam.

So in the end I disputed a claim for my money back from Paypal, and I wondered whether I'll get my RM1500 back again. I had to make reports and update them everyweek for any status and they made me wait for a month to resolve the problem. Yesterday was the day and I received this email from them.

- I won! Justice is served you fucking scam.

So what I'm trying to say that If there's any transaction that needs to be done internationally or whatever, register with Paypal and go through them. They really take their time and look into every report and communications I made with the seller through Paypal messages. Took me 4 months to settle this and ended my frustration. Thanks Paypal.

1 Trillion Dollars.

I've been browsing through some forums. Some for 3 hours straight going through weird, controversial and entertaining threads. Nerd. Anyway I came through this very educating yet entertaining post. What does 1 Trillion Dollars look like. SOME of us heard that United Kingdom needed at least 1.3 trillion pounds to bailout banks. MOST of us would say "For fucks sake, I wish I had 1 trillion dollars to buy my self "insert self sinful desire". 1 Trillion Dollars is like USD 1, 000, 000, 000, 000.00, you could buy like 5,025,125,628 Iphones. Sigh. Here we go.

Credits to PageTutor.com

It starts off with a $100 bill, which is commonly used in movies during hand trade on kidnapping or drug dealing events. Well, like they say guaranteed to make friends wherever they go.

- $100

Now lets multiply it by 100 it makes $10,000 which looks something like this. Could fit properly into a wallet and many of us dream to hold this and being able to spend it like there's no tomorrow.

-$10,000

Multiply it by 100 again and we get $1,000,000. Hmm doesnt look impressive comparing it with a person.

- $1,000,000

Multiply it by 100 again and you could kill a person by dropping the whole thing on that sad sod. The person has 1 hundred million USD and he's wearing Puma's.

- $100,000,000

With 1 BILLION DOLLARS (sorry it had to be in caps cos its A BILLION DOLLARS OMG) you just need a bedsheet and there you go, a billion dollar single bed.

-$1,000,000,000

Next we'll look at ONE TRILLION dollars. This is that number we've been hearing so much about. What is a trillion dollars? Well, it's a million million. It's a thousand billion. It's a one followed by 12 zeros.

Dear readers, here's a trillion dollars.

- Notice the red dot on the far left, thats the person that was in the pictures before. The piles are doubled stacked by the way. With this amount of money I could study approximately 84,292,353 semester in my current university. Fucking hell....

United Nations Potluck.

Another night, another feast, thanks to the China students I'm lucky enough to be stuffing myself with utterly delicious chinese dishes. We provided some Malaysian dish as well, such as curry. Heh. 14 individuals, 6 from China, 3 from Malaysia, 3 from United Kingdom and 2 from France. Surprisingly, the girl from UK is half Japanese and super anime otaku.
Otaku is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime, manga, and video games.

- China cooking masters.


-China sushi manufacturer.

- 10 Type of dishes.

- Ou Chien's (china dude with orange jacket) flatmates, 2 french girls & 1 UK/Jap. Behave!

- Weird Shirlyn, never seen such good food.

Had a few beers and vodka, played classic rock and chatted about each other country. Gonna improve on the curry soon hehe. Hope to cook for you guys in Malaysia.

Why Football is a Religion.

You've all heard that football is a religion, "some football manager" is their god, "some ace player" is their saviour and "some football stadium" is their temple. For those who don't understand or don't watch here are the reasons why:

Firstly, God is a supernatural being that is devoted to the heaven and earth 24/7 and the almighty one that every relegious devoter praises, silently or singing deafeningly. Here are examples of 2 supernatural being that devotes everything and anything to their jobs.

- Sir Alex Ferguson, respectable humble age of 67 yet devoted 22 years of his life to Manchester United Football Club. He came to Manchester and did what God did in Genesis 1 Chapter 3, let there be light, and there was light. For Sir Alex, let there be a legacy where we will conquer England, and there it was.

- Monsieur Arsene Wenger, the professor immitated God by being unbeatable. 2003-2004, the season that Arsene Wenger won the premier league, achieving the tittle "Unbeatables" without losing a single game.

As for the "some player" is their saviour part, its very easy to find certain pictures to explain it.

- 1999, 2Olegend scored the winning goal at the final minute of the Champions League Final.

-Steven Gerrard, 2005, single handedly captained Liverpool to win the Champions League final after being 3-0 down agaisnt Italian giants AC Milan.

- HAHA sorry i just couldnt resist posting this. Pity the lad, NEARLY became a saviour but just didn't had Gods approval.

Old Trafford, Anfield, The Emirates, these are the temples of fanatical life devoting will sacrifice anything football fans.

-Liverpool fans praising their "God" Rafa Benitez and "Saviour" Steven Gerrard in their temple, Anfield. Its much similiar to Christians praising God and Jesus Christ in the Church. Makes no differences to these fans.

Sorry if I didn't include any Chelsea examples, I'm honestly being bias and seriously fucking hate Chelsea especially their so called "fans" who supports Chelsea after they spent £2193774109839174 billion jillion on superstars and thinks the best Chelsea players in history is Frank "Cant score penalty for England" Lampard or Micheal "Always 2nd place" Ballack. ITS NEITHER, its Gianfranco Zola FFS!.

It's time to wait for the next season, this season belongs to the Red Devils.. again. Kekeke.

P.S. I always see these few fella's at the stands in Old Trafford. Anyone else?

The Game You'll Never Win... NEVER!

-fuck this shit.

Cyanide and Happiness.

Due to their latest masterpiece I read awhile ago, I'm promoting the online webcomic due to its hilariously ingenious scripts and storyline.

Put your hands together, credits to Cyanide and Happiness (explosm.net).

-Epic.

KId Gets High on Anesthesia.

This is David After Dentist from youtube. Best bit at 0:57. haha.


vs

Chad After Dentist from youtube as well. The parody. Absofuckinglutely awesome, almost killed me and my 3 other flatmate. Best bit 1:01

Hunger Strike.

England vs Malaysia, England wins in alot of stuffs but food wise Malaysia wins hands down. After 6 months and few dozen pizzas and spaghetti and banger and mash, I found few new friends.

-mr instant noodle, egg and hot dog.


Just to rant..
FUCK DISSERTATION!!

Absofuckinglutely tough 10,000 words from hell.

I'm Back in Black.

Wanted to start blogging again, hopefully this will last longer than the last time. *cross me fuckin fingers*

What 'ave I learned in England.
-Mr. Vinnie Jones

"Oi, who the fuck are ya?"