Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Why Football is a Religion.

You've all heard that football is a religion, "some football manager" is their god, "some ace player" is their saviour and "some football stadium" is their temple. For those who don't understand or don't watch here are the reasons why:

Firstly, God is a supernatural being that is devoted to the heaven and earth 24/7 and the almighty one that every relegious devoter praises, silently or singing deafeningly. Here are examples of 2 supernatural being that devotes everything and anything to their jobs.

- Sir Alex Ferguson, respectable humble age of 67 yet devoted 22 years of his life to Manchester United Football Club. He came to Manchester and did what God did in Genesis 1 Chapter 3, let there be light, and there was light. For Sir Alex, let there be a legacy where we will conquer England, and there it was.

- Monsieur Arsene Wenger, the professor immitated God by being unbeatable. 2003-2004, the season that Arsene Wenger won the premier league, achieving the tittle "Unbeatables" without losing a single game.

As for the "some player" is their saviour part, its very easy to find certain pictures to explain it.

- 1999, 2Olegend scored the winning goal at the final minute of the Champions League Final.



-Steven Gerrard, 2005, single handedly captained Liverpool to win the Champions League final after being 3-0 down agaisnt Italian giants AC Milan.

- HAHA sorry i just couldnt resist posting this. Pity the lad, NEARLY became a saviour but just didn't had Gods approval.

Old Trafford, Anfield, The Emirates, these are the temples of fanatical life devoting will sacrifice anything football fans.


-Liverpool fans praising their "God" Rafa Benitez and "Saviour" Steven Gerrard in their temple, Anfield. Its much similiar to Christians praising God and Jesus Christ in the Church. Makes no differences to these fans.

Sorry if I didn't include any Chelsea examples, I'm honestly being bias and seriously fucking hate Chelsea especially their so called "fans" who supports Chelsea after they spent £2193774109839174 billion jillion on superstars and thinks the best Chelsea players in history is Frank "Cant score penalty for England" Lampard or Micheal "Always 2nd place" Ballack. ITS NEITHER, its Gianfranco Zola FFS!.

It's time to wait for the next season, this season belongs to the Red Devils.. again. Kekeke.

P.S. I always see these few fella's at the stands in Old Trafford. Anyone else?




No comments: